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OVERHEARD - Um: Daddy I'm hungry. Mark: Ok. What do u want,porridge? Um: NO! I want some meat. (Time is 8:20am!!)
overheard by ZimanaBashe on 2012-02-04 22:32:11 §
at the bar, "who's afraid of a nipple? Saturday, we're doing a bra burning! Who the f*ck needs a bra!" Oh how I love people.
overheard by JenniferESmith on 2012-02-04 22:25:16 §
"i have to pee, im gonna pee off the porch. wait,wait where's my whiskey? whoooa i did NOT drink that much..." #alcoholicproblems
overheard by alisonschmidt5 on 2012-02-04 22:23:50 §
at a barbershop: "I am bald and fat. The only thing I can do about my appearance is get a haircut."
overheard by BarberessAD on 2012-02-04 22:23:12 §
"what ocean is that Bass from"- NYers are too much! It's from your ras ocean!
overheard by lovetricialee on 2012-02-04 22:22:28 §
"let's tie up the kitten"
overheard by RaiderKelly on 2012-02-04 22:19:53 §
"I only date Barry Manilow fans." #newbestfriend #truelife
on the scanner: "The kid kind of looked like Harry Potter...from Massachusetts"
at Koronets: are we that couple who eat bad food together?