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from @ConnorPatricksX: "I think that lady outside in the burka has a monkey (also wearing a burka) on her shoulder!". #sillyboy
overheard by JasonSparksLIVE on 2012-05-23 18:38:36 §
at State Street Brats next to a group of 5 coeds sharing a boot of spotted cow: "So what kind of bed did you buy...Tempurpedic?"
in Oakland: "The US Constitution says you can do whatever you want."
overheard by Jemisadventure on 2012-05-23 18:33:30 §
in Risk: "I haven't drunk enough beer to forget to defend Australia!"
a breakup at subway #awkwardmoment
overheard by A_Lloyd127 on 2012-05-23 18:25:04 §
a kid at the arboretum tell his mom he didn't want to go to Orange Leaf...I wanted to tell her to take me instead. #obsessed
the owners talking about making brownies for some graduation party, I'm afraid this may be my last day of life. #EGGprobz
in the house: @TeeDub808 : "Anglo-Saxon" Kid: "What? Did you say 'igloo assassin'?"
overheard by WorldWiEdWard on 2012-05-23 18:23:10 §
in #SPGG: "Caramelized onions, eww!" #hopeless
overheard by sansturbot on 2012-05-23 18:23:05 §
during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?".