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girl- i have to pee. guy- youre a peeing machine
overheard by katierucke on 2012-02-06 12:51:36 §
people complaining about how the people on the U of A memes page don't know how to use memes properly
overheard by kristinapa on 2012-02-06 12:50:24 §
Overheard (girl with down-syndrome): "Do college kids want to hear cusswords? No! Use positive words like 'dork' or 'ding dong.'" #precious
overheard by CassiRarick on 2012-02-06 12:48:52 §
outside the break room just now: "When life hands you lesbilemons, you make lesbilemonade."
Sir, how would you like to pay? Him: I'd like to bend over and be kicked.
overheard by beaubright on 2012-02-06 12:46:35 §
at the playground: 'mahna mahna'
overheard by helgagrace on 2012-02-06 12:46:16 §
at Century City lunch "My main complaint with the 1st Ghost Rider was that I was worried there wouldn't be a 2nd" @MysteryExec ?
overheard by RyanDDobson on 2012-02-06 12:45:36 §
in Limerick - what's the name of that horse in Shrek - Donkey - no the horse - yeah, it's Donkey ... #funny
from the desk of @JohnTelich8: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? #goof
overheard by BillMartin10 on 2012-02-06 12:44:43 §
So, i still don't get it. Just how, exactly, did the Super Bowl ensure survival of the human species? #sports #humor #peace
overheard by ArtCulturePeace on 2012-02-06 12:42:34 §