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@chrism799 @elmysterio Definitely going to have to follow instructions because I've impaled myself with the dildo every time.
at the bar: "My dentist said he was an odontologist." "I bet he's real snooty and walks around with his cuspids up in the air."
overheard by SpitToonsSaloon on 2010-07-28 14:52:37 §
conversations: "Can I butt dial someone on your phone?"
overheard by Overheard_it on 2010-07-28 14:48:06 §
at the Post Office today: "I'm a professor, being an a$$hole is part of my repertoire " LOL
overheard by Overheard_it on 2010-07-28 14:48:05 §
in the workplace: "The riff-raff on match.com are just after a hot body and an easy night." hahahaha...so glad I'm done dating!
overheard by Overheard_it on 2010-07-28 14:48:03 §
in the office: "Is it big down below?" #ohito
overheard by Overheard_it on 2010-07-28 14:48:02 §
RT @iamMARSZ: Didn't Kanye say he hated Twitter tho?
overheard by Overheard_it on 2010-07-28 14:48:00 §
at the local tavern:"No difference between Gunsmoke and Bananza! Those fightin words...that and being Mexican."
overheard by jonlangcomedy on 2010-07-28 14:46:00 §
on #Haight: "I'm too ugly to be a #prostitute can you spare some change." It was more true than you can #imagine.
overheard by jamesoligney on 2010-07-28 14:45:15 §
about 'Inception': "If you're over 40 it's a good movie; if you're under 40 it's a genius movie."
overheard by zap2itbrill on 2010-07-28 14:43:14 §