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on train: I'm a-comin all over ya tonight, I'm pullin out and shootin my load alll over ya #aphrodiasiacsnow
a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra
overheard by CharlaMorlock88 on 2012-02-04 15:50:48 §
from my living room: "No, not all done, daddy wants to finish the book." #mustnotlaugh
overheard by story3girl on 2012-02-04 15:46:40 §
my brother say he doesn't listen to the "trash" I listen to. Sorry I don't find "Country Girl Shake It For Me" insightful.
overheard by EmPrestridge on 2012-02-04 15:45:38 §
I want nothing more right now than to sit on his face while listening to 2Pac and eating Twizzlers. #ThugLife
overheard by KhalilahYasmin on 2012-02-04 15:45:24 §
"I like white meat on my table but dark meat in my bedroom"
a guy complaining about a Star Wars shirt design with Darth Vader being taller than IG-88. I think I found my new best friend.
in montreal "warm up those mitts and put them on some tits" #loveit
some of my friends say this today: "We'll let Andrew decide; he's the picky one." #bffs
at #belgianfest: "I just strangled a stripper." #ihavenoidea
overheard by duobrewing on 2012-02-04 15:38:32 §