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"I'll have the seizure salad..."
husband: "That is not chicken." wife: "but it tastes just like it."
overheard by in_youreyes on 2010-07-28 17:43:04 §
at Jiffy Lube "who needs an iPad when you have a knife in your car?"
at the hotel: don't wrap your lips around that [or it'll shoot up your nose!]
overheard by ddeannarama on 2010-07-28 17:37:26 §
"Ice cream bars! They're in a box people!!"
overheard by NoorinLadhani on 2010-07-28 17:36:12 §
at the hotel: ::wink & point both pointer fingers:: nice box!
overheard by ddeannarama on 2010-07-28 17:33:34 §
at the bar: "Is this where dentists go to stop swimming upstream in saliva and to get out of the mouth and into the world?"
overheard by SpitToonsSaloon on 2010-07-28 17:31:26 §
at the dental office: "She was gonna sue me to pay for her nose job!!"
on 3rd: "What am I angry about?! The fact that you're even asking me what I'm angry about!"
my 2 yo in the other room say to her big brothers, O M P, I think she meant OMG, but who knows, it could be a new swear word
overheard by busymomto5 on 2010-07-28 17:23:05 §