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in Berkeley: "Death to the white KKK you little white ass faggot."
overheard by rachel_marone on 2012-02-04 17:34:40 §
at the gym "I hate it when people workout without makeup." #LA
overheard by imtherealcb on 2012-02-04 17:31:19 §
on RAV line: "She's in Moscow?!" "No, she's in law school." "Oh. That's worse."
overheard by lessisabore on 2012-02-04 17:30:12 §
a group of females convo abt shaving or trimming their poon! 😳
overheard by 1_MAJOR_Problem on 2012-02-04 17:28:28 §
at Mizzou Arena: "Ain't it great when you put on a pair of jean shorts and you find meth in your pocket? It's like Christmas!"
overheard by JohnBrown1855 on 2012-02-04 17:23:57 §
tonight: old people said "if she wants sex she'll have to stand on her head so I can just flop it in" please pierce my eardrums!
overheard by WendyLavon on 2012-02-04 17:23:18 §
in Columbus: "You have to check out the magnets on my fridge, man. It's a bunch of words about mustaches."
overheard by amyrosebrown on 2012-02-04 17:22:48 §
at the movie theater: "Then you see these Brad Pitt movies, or even the one with Mark Wahlberg: The Fighter. And what is it?"
overheard by phutatorius on 2012-02-04 17:18:50 §
at Medieval Times: "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the cum." Just wow.
overheard by TashaNicole1920 on 2012-02-04 17:18:17 §
this: Well now that I've quit taking prosaic I handle my alcohol much better, but that does make my tab more expensive.
overheard by toomuchluck on 2012-02-04 17:17:17 §