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young boy eating a cinnamon roll @starbucks 'if I could eat this everyday, my life would be perfect'
overheard by UCRCareerCenter on 2010-03-09 16:05:51 §
CTA style: no seriously, I would let her fart on my face, bro!
some girl trying to convince her mom to buy her one of those 2 can beer helmets. "I'm only going to use it for soda mom..." hahaha
today is @mpatrick's birthday. Happy birthday darl. Let's have something nasty!
parents complaining about their kids being close in age--18 mo. Wanted to get out a violin to play, but one of my twins broke it.
in an earthworm dissection: "I like touching it!" and (in a cheery sing song voice) "Here is the anus!"
"Whoever said 'Fake it 'til you make it never had sex with my ex-boyfriend.'" I'm still not sure she meant.
overheard by Erin_Nissley on 2010-03-09 15:41:41 §
at work: "I need to leave at 4:00 to go see my Chinese herbalist."
overheard by MarkPritchard on 2010-03-09 15:35:04 §
classmate saying my portrait drawing wasn't all too great. Yeah, I know that... No need to say it aloud. Lost motivation.
overheard by happypenguin44 on 2010-03-09 15:33:46 §
at dinner: I sure am glad Hurt Locker won the Oscar and not Avatar since it is pro-woman and Avatar is anti-woman. #clueless.