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quote: He was coming to bite me. He was like a velociraptor! (said by a bloke about his mate)
overheard by magpienikki on 2010-09-03 13:43:53 §
in NYC: 'What was the guy's wife's name? You know, the one that designed the Glass House in Connecticut.' Ha!
in Boner's office right after the job's report showed slightly better news for Americans, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Overheard..."I can't step foot in a Starbucks or a Cheeburger Cheeburger because it reminds me of my ex girlfriend." You got it bad, son.
by wife in hairdressers: i don't know why i'm so scared of birds. I asked my mum if i was ever bitten by a duck.
"If I win the lottery...I'm buying the whole meat department at Food Lion!" O_o
overheard by MissyChristine on 2010-09-03 13:36:48 §
on the ferry: "The chances of that happening are like 1 in 0. Wait, that's like dividing by 0 or something."
overheard by michaedwards on 2010-09-03 13:32:34 §
in target: "just gonna stand there and watch me burn because I like the way it feels is not something I want my kid listening to."
"I mean I don't even call it a hangover anymore... it's just morning."
in the dc registration line "like a hospital gown, but sexy" <shakeshead>