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at the bar. "You're not skinny skinny, you're beyonce skinny."
Overheard ...... Dude: hey do you know little Mexican Peter? Me: (from across the bar)are you fucking kidding me? They meant some guy
overheard by DirtFloorsMarty on 2012-02-04 20:44:54 §
"Write off bananas! "But I don't buy bananas!" "Well, what kind of monkey are you?"
Overheard..."I am being pushed into therapy. I really pride myself in wearing Urban Outfitters" #fuckinghipsters w/@quartneyquarter
overheard by The_Daily_Spill on 2012-02-04 20:43:54 §
on the open mics after Newt's "All About Me and Everyone Else is a Liar" presser, "Well, that was weird." LOVE IT!
overheard by RedMomBlueState on 2012-02-04 20:43:45 §
"I'd like to file joint tax returns with you." "Awwwww you're so WEIRD."
"Hey man, just take one for team." -- "Ni**a f*ck this team, trade me!"
overheard by RebelOperative on 2012-02-04 20:41:45 §
in the bar: "They say you're born gay, so realisticly you just boned a lesbian. "
overheard by LeonCPerrin on 2012-02-04 20:41:17 §
"do homosexuals open beer with their assholes?"
overheard by atea_feliz on 2012-02-04 20:38:59 §
at the nail salon 'it doesnt matter whether u get clear or not, its all going to be chipped in 2 days anyway' GOLD
overheard by ClaireHoms on 2012-02-04 20:38:32 §