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"Last book i read was twilight and was so good. I really don't get why everyone thinks Steve Jobs is so great" *double facepalm*
sme arsenal fans saying ''sasa chelsea ichape man U'' seriously... Wana akili kweli?
"I'm trying to sober up, while drinking wine"
overheard by RaiderKelly on 2012-02-05 00:43:59 §
dat Prosecution now has good counter to Defense's secret weapon kasoy - they just ordered kilos of pakwan #CJonTrial #cjtrial
overheard by justcuevas on 2012-02-05 00:38:40 §
at the waffle house: " I was down on 6th street getting my head beat in with a pipe"
overheard by RoxyHoliday on 2012-02-05 00:37:43 §
"them fuckin hashbrowns smell delicious, doe"
overheard by snozztastic on 2012-02-05 00:27:14 §
What I'm saying is, don't have sex with tarantulas okay?! That's my point, they're DANGEROUS.
overheard by nerdgirlcomedy on 2012-02-05 00:24:17 §
at Delicious in KL: "Singaporean guys are shallow" all the male Singaporeans, please stand up, please stand up.
in casbah bathroom part 2: we should have done the La Jolla zone. Yeah, that guy did not look successful. He looks like a baby.
in Casbah bathroom: really? Really. You should have just shut him down. Tell him you have a boyfriend and then hit on your brother