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yurinalarm overheard:

of the Day: "...I'm Ku Klux Klan!" - Yes this was said to black people, while he had a white bag on his head. I still laughed.

overheard on 2010-06-22 13:04:10 §
of the Day: "...do we really need to send them an invoice?" - How else would one expect them to pay us? #dumb #whyevenask

overheard on 2010-06-16 09:11:04 §
of the Day: "...my password won't work." Did it tell you it was going to expire? "Yes" When? "yesterday" - I wonder... #fail

overheard on 2010-06-15 13:32:34 §
of the Day: "...death is a reboot that leads to all potentialities..."

overheard on 2010-06-14 09:22:26 §
of the Day: "...if chicago wins Hossa will retire..." - HAHAHA with 10 years left on his $50M contract? #notlikely

overheard on 2010-06-09 06:47:40 §
of the Day: "...we should strangle this evil baby now."

overheard on 2010-06-07 07:16:37 §
of the Day: "...you said you'd get that for me next week!" "I'm Hiro" - who knows, maybe he meant hero, either way it's a win.

overheard on 2010-06-02 13:18:52 §
of the Day: "...I saw your sister in law on TV..." Nope. That's my mother. (How old do I look?)

overheard on 2010-05-28 09:56:39 §
of the Day: "...pretty sure a hemroid just bursted in my butt..."

overheard on 2010-05-27 11:33:21 §
of the Day: "...hone my bowel trapping skills..."

overheard on 2010-05-17 10:25:19 §