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of the Day: "What a stupid cow..."
overheard on 2010-08-24 12:22:55 §
of the Day: "Oh he gives me a tingle, just in the wrong spot..."
overheard on 2010-08-19 10:29:41 §
of the day: "I want to marry rich" "Nobody valuable will date you now, why would someone pay for you?" lol
overheard on 2010-08-16 13:58:44 §
of the Day: "carbon dated the gold..." lol, don't try to use scientific terms you don't understand.
overheard on 2010-08-13 12:04:51 §
of the Day: "Luckily, my friends are smart enough" - From the girl who's had 3 different friends die from drinking and driving.
overheard on 2010-08-11 07:24:22 §
of the Day: "I don't have glasses this week, so you'll have to do it" - LOL, way to guarantee your job there.
overheard on 2010-08-03 07:42:26 §
of the Day: "I will be unavailable for at least the next 24 hours... possibly the next 7 days"
overheard on 2010-07-27 09:04:06 §
of the day: I'll take anything!
overheard on 2010-07-23 22:41:12 §
of the Day: "...I want to receive a BJ while opening MTG: Boosters"
overheard on 2010-06-29 10:45:42 §
of the Day: "...I'd blow your load."
overheard on 2010-06-23 08:40:42 §