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on the scanner from dispatcher: "Mom called funeral home. Ask them to come get her daughter because she just shot her. She's dead"
overheard on 2012-03-11 19:25:09 §
at lunch "I will curse someone out from Genesis to Revelations." This is what people in the South say.
overheard on 2011-07-06 11:58:27 §
at @starbucks right now "Koreans are mostly Japanese." WTF! I hope he was making a bad joke in public. I gotta get outta here.
overheard on 2011-03-19 14:05:26 §
at work: "If you're going to invent the media, at least make it interesting." <insert thought here>
overheard on 2010-11-10 12:49:20 §
at work: "I'm gonna tell him to get a Twitter account if he wants to communicate with me." Ironically that wasn't me.
overheard on 2010-10-04 09:33:46 §
at work: E1- "There are too many chairs!" E2 "That's because there's been so many people laid off from this place." #realtalk
overheard on 2010-09-23 16:17:05 §
at work "People can stand there and talk about Jesus, and the Devil and the Martians if they want to." <---Lovely.
overheard on 2010-09-14 14:29:59 §
in my office: "She looks like she wanted to be all Stepford wife-y but she really look Stepford tranny." <---YES!!!!!
overheard on 2010-09-08 15:33:51 §
at work: "I love it when I'm encouraged to skip meetings. Meetings ruin my life." <--Today is GOLD people!
overheard on 2010-09-07 11:17:35 §
in my newsroom: "I'm totally all about re-pimpin' that out." <--I can't make this stuff up, folks!
overheard on 2010-09-07 09:15:47 §