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Overheard @ Work: If I look you in the eye while I do it, that counts as asking.
overheard on 2011-09-28 09:12:08 §
Overheard @ 14 St: I want to vomit, looking at my vomit.
overheard on 2011-09-17 21:08:14 §
Overheard @ Tandoori Nights: I used to do it very hard when I was little.
overheard on 2011-09-17 18:54:10 §
Overheard @ K St: I might ask him. But I might also be really-really sexually harassed.
overheard on 2011-09-12 14:17:59 §
Overheard @ Cris Collinsworth: The two balls he was battling for in the end zone are the difference in this game.
overheard on 2011-09-11 19:52:06 §
Overheard @ Outback Steakhouse: Now you're eating an onion and you didn't even get to put your mouth on me.
overheard on 2011-09-10 20:18:00 §
Overheard @ Jammin Java: I'm sober -- you can't do these things to me.
overheard on 2011-09-10 18:02:04 §
Overheard @ Tysons Corner: Is it pleasantly large or is it overwhelming?
overheard on 2011-09-10 15:46:41 §
Overheard @ Stuart: There was drinking, there was hitting -- all things you're probably familiar with in your personal life.
overheard on 2011-09-08 15:14:16 §
Overheard @ Lerner: Don't use cocaine because, among other things, you don't have possessory interest in the property.
overheard on 2011-09-06 16:37:05 §