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Overheard @ Work: You're only opening it to dick-size.
overheard on 2011-11-08 14:39:53 §
Overheard @ Pheasant Run: I'm not scared of you — I'm in a toaster!
overheard on 2011-11-05 10:02:33 §
Overheard @ T St: That went from sexual to pooping really fast.
overheard on 2011-10-31 19:28:31 §
Overheard @ T St: It's sorta weird how fast you get to used to it.
overheard on 2011-10-31 19:21:33 §
Overheard @ Work: It's gonna be a soft opening.
overheard on 2011-10-30 19:20:51 §
Overheard @ Work: What's Latin for "peanut butter"?
overheard on 2011-10-30 09:04:25 §
Overheard @ Work: You're only as young as the oldest dick that's been inside you.
overheard on 2011-10-19 13:32:32 §
Overheard @ T St: I want to see its penis, kind of.
overheard on 2011-10-14 19:38:56 §
Overheard @ T St: I like it because you learn something AND you find new porn sites.
overheard on 2011-10-14 19:28:24 §
Overheard @ Pershing: I guess you don't need this. You can close your eyes until it's over.
overheard on 2011-10-07 18:18:27 §