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Overheard @ Work: Remember -- the left hand is for enemies; never with the left hand.
overheard on 2010-08-11 12:15:41 §
Overheard @ Van Ness: She made me take pictures of her wounds.
overheard on 2010-08-10 14:17:07 §
Overheard @ T St: Let me see if I can go end any more relationships tonight.
overheard on 2010-08-07 19:38:03 §
Overheard @ T St: Wheat-Thins self-lubricate.
overheard on 2010-08-07 18:50:03 §
Overheard @ T St: I feel like I've got it all over me.
overheard on 2010-08-07 17:44:29 §
Overheard @ T St: Anybody wanna lick this besides me?
overheard on 2010-08-07 17:43:24 §
Overheard @ Work: Go ahead -- punch her in the stomach.
overheard on 2010-08-07 16:51:57 §
Overheard @ Work: All the gay gang members will come out.
overheard on 2010-08-07 16:34:12 §
Overheard @ Work: Go ahead; punch me in the stomach.
overheard on 2010-08-07 16:32:41 §
Overheard @ Work: That's why I have to shove it down real fast.
overheard on 2010-08-06 12:16:08 §