Post a notable quote to Twitter, preface it with "overheard" and we’ll do the rest. Learn more»
Overheard @ Bonita: I don't like pickles, but I'd like it better than what's in there.
overheard on 2011-12-02 10:43:06 §
Overheard @ Pentagon City: I'm gonna do what I gotta do to have fun, and if it costs 1175 dollars it costs 1175 dollars.
overheard on 2011-11-30 18:19:52 §
Overheard @ Chinatown: I ate it too many times and now I don't want to eat it anymore.
overheard on 2011-11-29 15:13:50 §
Overheard @ League of Our Own: It's *supposed* to be hard; [....] The hard is what makes it great. #letourballsbeplentiful
overheard on 2011-11-24 18:03:13 §
Overheard @ Work: What if burned rings on your dick so they were *actually* ribbed for her pleasure?
overheard on 2011-11-13 18:26:43 §
Overheard @ Work: If I can stick my dick in it, it's not going anywhere.
overheard on 2011-11-13 18:26:26 §
Overheard @ Work: I'm not a child; I don't put things in those holes.
overheard on 2011-11-12 19:16:10 §
Overheard @ Pentagon City: I don't really care what he said; he whipped it out.
overheard on 2011-11-10 18:17:16 §
Overheard @ Burns: 15 year-old boys look 15 years younger than 15 year-old girls.
overheard on 2011-11-08 14:45:46 §
Overheard @ Work: It's like anal with a nun.
overheard on 2011-11-08 14:40:26 §