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Overheard @ Work: I'm seriously just a bag of pudding with bones to hold me up.
overheard on 2011-12-24 10:23:13 §
Overheard @ Ballston: Don't be racist — just touch it.
overheard on 2011-12-23 17:06:28 §
Overheard @ Work: I can't just suck a bunch of invisible dicks because I'm on camera.
overheard on 2011-12-23 17:05:26 §
Overheard @ PG: I love the word "buttocks" — the "t"s, that "x"...
overheard on 2011-12-21 07:28:18 §
Overheard @ Homs: If one of us is going to be home masturbating all day, it's not going to be him.
overheard on 2011-12-20 12:55:09 §
Overheard @ Home: I don't like how big they are. They take up all this space and they only seat one. #papasanorpenis
overheard on 2011-12-20 12:54:33 §
Overheard @ Whitlow's: Our dicks are rifles.
overheard on 2011-12-16 21:18:47 §
Overheard @ Bonita: It won't fit upside down but it'll fit right-side up?
overheard on 2011-12-05 09:29:08 §
Overheard @ Christophe Colomb: This is wet. Have you been eating it?
overheard on 2011-12-04 12:21:00 §
Overheard @ Bonita: He's so cute. I'm having him castrated.
overheard on 2011-12-02 10:43:21 §