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Overheard @ T St: He's married and I think he's straight, but the pumpkin butter threw me.
overheard on 2010-12-02 22:29:00 §
Overheard @ T St: That is a SCROTUM.
overheard on 2010-12-02 21:09:55 §
Overheard @ T St: I got that shit. Make her touch it.
overheard on 2010-12-02 20:43:45 §
Overheard @ Work: He's married and I think he's straight, but the pumpkin butter through me.
overheard on 2010-12-02 19:02:30 §
Overheard @ Lerner: It was a revenge statutory raping.
overheard on 2010-12-02 15:01:25 §
Overheard @ Lerner: Do NOT fornicate in the mock trial room.
overheard on 2010-12-02 14:47:27 §
Overheard @ Work: He looks like a tall midget, like he was *meant* to be short. I seen him dance before and he looked like a toddler.
overheard on 2010-12-01 11:09:36 §
Overheard @ Metro: If I were getting great glasses of water as much as I were getting great blowjobs I'd be telling more stories about them.
overheard on 2010-11-30 19:52:03 §
Overheard @ McPherson: I got a GREAT relationship out of a poke.
overheard on 2010-11-30 19:49:23 §
Overheard @ New Haven: "Booty call" just sounds magical to me.
overheard on 2010-11-25 14:23:01 §