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Overheard @ Work: There was no music but she was still offbeat.
overheard on 2011-01-23 14:38:38 §
Overheard @ 18 St SE: I think I'm Facebook friends with everyone I've had sex with.
overheard on 2011-01-21 22:59:16 §
Overheard @ 18 St SE: Someone DID cut my balls off and I had sex ten minutes ago.
overheard on 2011-01-21 21:18:29 §
Overheard @ 18 St SE: Pretty soon we won't need humans to cockblock us; we'll have robots.
overheard on 2011-01-21 20:12:29 §
Overheard @ 18 St SE: Incest is just like building Rome; all roads lead to it.
overheard on 2011-01-21 18:39:23 §
Overheard @ 18 St SE: Having sex doggystyle is very difficult for me.
overheard on 2011-01-21 18:21:00 §
Overheard @ 18 St SE: The Ewoks aren't speaking Tagalog; Filipinos are speaking Ewok.
overheard on 2011-01-21 18:08:29 §
Overheard @ Work: You need to be alert for this job, and I'm not a Lert.
overheard on 2011-01-16 16:32:23 §
Overheard @ Work: We should go clubbing in the [19]90s.
overheard on 2011-01-16 01:40:32 §
Overheard @ Home: It's all violence and sexy things.
overheard on 2011-01-11 17:49:06 §