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Overheard @ Work: You remind me of raping my girlfriend.
overheard on 2011-07-18 14:03:57 §
Overheard @ Mt Vernon Square: I'm gonna skullfuck that cake. #cakesdonthaveskulls
overheard on 2011-07-17 19:14:21 §
Overheard @ Work: It's all about how you position it.
overheard on 2011-07-16 18:02:13 §
Overheard @ Kenyon: If you pee off the roof it's like it doesn't happen.
overheard on 2011-07-15 20:59:21 §
Overheard @ Kenyon: It actually feels really good between the cheeks.
overheard on 2011-07-15 20:47:33 §
Overheard @ Work: You gotta keep these hos in check. Let them know they're expendable.
overheard on 2011-07-10 08:29:52 §
Overheard @ Work: I don't have boobs so that may be a problem.
overheard on 2011-07-10 07:30:37 §
Overheard @ Work: I'm done crying -- don't touch me.
overheard on 2011-07-10 07:30:11 §
Overheard @ 15 St: What if he had a girlfriend? The soup meant nothing!
overheard on 2011-07-09 18:13:44 §
Overheard @ Kenyon: I didn't have a proper drizzling implement for the fudge.
overheard on 2011-07-08 23:52:14 §