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at Old Trafford - "Yesh, Rooney'sh kick wash good and they will for shure win the league now". Born and bred.
overheard on 2012-04-08 07:57:59 §
on Deansgate - "Spotting lesbians is not a talent, Damian".
overheard on 2012-03-26 12:07:33 §
Overheard - "She's gone to uni and made loads of new mates so fuck her...that's why I'm mates with you...you're not clever enough for uni!"
overheard on 2012-03-06 05:21:51 §
a student declare that five lemons for £1 is good value before admitting he's never bought a lemon in his life. HOW DOES HE KNOW?
overheard on 2012-02-21 07:07:24 §
in the toilets - "Is that the time? I thought it was midnight! Best call my driver and tell him I'll be late'". Yeah, mate. Best.
overheard on 2012-02-10 13:45:15 §
on Market Street - "I remember last Christmas on my work's Christmas party just before Christmas..." So, when was that then?
overheard on 2012-02-04 19:04:49 §
Overheard - "Mate, I wouldn't even fist her!". Who's he trying to kid? He's wearing a Kangol cap, he's in no position to turn fistings down.
overheard on 2011-12-23 16:13:35 §
in town - "He knows Santa isn't real now so he'll have to ask for something else!". Ah, Christmas, you magical beast.
overheard on 2011-12-21 03:52:54 §
on Deansgate - "Of course he's a bender, he wears those daft jeans!" Sick of all those bloody benders and their daft jeans.
overheard on 2011-12-17 09:17:24 §
on Deansgate - "If you called Vin Diesel "half-caste", he'd fucking rip your tits off!" Good point, well made.
overheard on 2011-11-07 12:38:28 §