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I can't talk on my cell or text while driving. I am not cell/drive ambidextrous{:o|3•~~~ *Ohhh brother* #bullDogNATION
overheard on 2010-06-07 17:50:34 §
I can't drive and put on a seatbelt at the same time. {:O-|(•~~~
overheard on 2010-06-06 11:41:12 §
When did whistling indoors come into fashion? #bullDogNATION
overheard on 2010-05-09 15:10:04 §
Less wishin you were thin. More gettin to the gym.
overheard on 2010-05-03 10:27:05 §
Is there anything else in here to eat besides food?
overheard on 2010-04-28 17:50:15 §
I read the bible everyday. And I have the uneviable life to show for it.
overheard on 2010-04-27 17:07:57 §
I carried a baby. Baby carryin' was a friend'a mine. This, my dear is *no* baby! @DolceGisele BOL @addthis #yikesstomachflab!
overheard on 2010-04-25 12:34:45 §
Well, the name of *this* show is 'It's Me *And* the Dog' {:O/:•~~~ I think She may have successfully discouraged *him*
overheard on 2010-04-24 18:21:34 §
The palm of my left hand is itching.
overheard on 2010-04-21 20:21:29 §
Two words That should never be visualized together nor uttered before noon: coffee and catheter
overheard on 2010-04-15 07:45:01 §