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I AM THE CLIT MASTER!!!!!!! #awesome #blackhistorymonth #hahaha
overheard on 2010-01-31 23:57:10 §
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? ~He forgot to wrap his whopper! #neverheard #ridiculous #tipsy
overheard on 2010-01-25 22:51:50 §
Overheard @ The Hideout: I'm kinda a big deal when her coochies all over my face!!! (rubs face with hands)
overheard on 2010-01-24 19:25:18 §
I don't need to be awake when I'm drunk. ~~ I approve good sir! I approve. ^_^
overheard on 2010-01-12 23:50:49 §
@hojolovesyou: "(something awesome)." @vanetti: "(equally awesome response)." (via @Breezi)~ Thats pretty awesome.
overheard on 2009-12-18 22:15:25 §
"get yer old off of me!!!"
overheard on 2009-12-11 15:05:55 §
"I love fanny cleavage."
overheard on 2009-11-19 19:47:46 §
"I will tear your face off, like in that movie face off." #moviequotes?
overheard on 2009-11-13 01:00:34 §
"I am a socialist come closer and I will infect you."
overheard on 2009-11-12 20:53:33 §
at fedex-white girl with kente cloth: "why do black people keep looking at me like I stole their flag?"
overheard on 2009-11-11 14:14:07 §