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man, guys should never apologize for having a boner.
overheard on 2010-03-05 11:00:31 §
you know what's better than buttery nipples (shots), bacon nipples. #WTF?
overheard on 2010-03-02 20:23:30 §
you know somewhere out there is a midget with a huge penis. #what??
overheard on 2010-02-28 01:31:57 §
downtown: if you were a big man and charged $5 for piggy back rides you'd make so much money!!
overheard on 2010-02-27 22:20:40 §
I have a business card. I must be an adult!
overheard on 2010-02-27 22:00:59 §
Tom Wait's singing sounds like his teeth look.
overheard on 2010-02-17 19:45:44 §
at my party to me: I love the pink surprise underneath your skirt! (my petticoat) :O
overheard on 2010-02-13 21:29:37 §
dude screaming: EAT APPLESAUCE SAVE A TREE!!!
overheard on 2010-02-11 21:53:02 §
"I call these my 'fat pants' but really I'm their 'fat person'"
overheard on 2010-02-08 10:03:10 §
it's on like lady tron! ~~~ #awesome #blackhistorymonth
overheard on 2010-02-01 23:15:16 §