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in Starbucks just now: "I can't believe you'd say that, mom! He's my best friend! I don't care what he does with his man friends!"
overheard on 2011-11-24 12:04:52 §
on bus: "You know it hurt her little fillins when she broke that chair. She just broke them little legs clean off."
overheard on 2011-09-13 13:36:45 §
"I like your Captain America costume."
overheard on 2011-08-06 14:47:43 §
"In college I ran away from the Lord and did things like going to wine and cheese parties." This is my official cry for help.
overheard on 2011-07-12 10:11:43 §
on bus: "That was a good picture of her. Hmm. Maybe she had a heart attack or something?"
overheard on 2011-04-04 07:31:30 §
"You're nothing but a 32-yr-old bald-headed bitch!" "Well, your clothes look like little boys' clothes!"
overheard on 2010-10-28 03:29:03 §
"We gotta live in Cali cause she's on parole, man."
overheard on 2010-08-10 16:33:46 §
"You think I look like a bum?" "That's debatable." "I got three sons older than you and they all ballers! Imma kill you!"
overheard on 2010-04-13 15:51:50 §
on bus: "My dog has to learn that getting into the trash isn't a good career move."
overheard on 2010-03-09 16:38:26 §