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"I just want to drive home and punch my wife in the face"
overheard on 2012-04-12 20:05:32 §
at bfast: " I know how to CPR... you stick your tongue in somebody and (slurping noises)"
overheard on 2012-02-10 10:47:46 §
at work: "oh god, I love romy and michelle"
overheard on 2012-02-04 16:41:45 §
at work: "you live in olneyville, you go to shows, you hate the one percent--- that's just how it is"
overheard on 2012-01-19 15:54:12 §
at the hotdog truck: "u need a helping
overheard on 2011-12-27 09:51:43 §
at work: "when you plug the phone into the computer....... does it says there's an update available?"
overheard on 2011-12-22 15:19:20 §
in the street: "I DONT CARE DONT THROW SHIT AT ME.... NO JULIA"
overheard on 2011-12-16 21:56:03 §
at w.e.; "I just got divorced!"
overheard on 2011-11-08 07:54:25 §
at the airport: "happy thanksgiving! eat ham" -airport boy nov 3rd 2011
overheard on 2011-11-03 03:17:20 §
in womans room halloween 2011: "hold on I need to fix my whiskers"
overheard on 2011-10-29 21:32:37 §