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Overheard-Sometimes, when I’m depressed, I feel like the bowl of salsa after the guacamole has been brought to the table.
overheard on 2011-12-20 12:45:29 §
Overheard- To make a woman laugh is to partially undress her.
overheard on 2011-12-19 16:53:30 §
Overheard-I hate movies like Pretty Woman where sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal, and really that's just a small part of it.
overheard on 2011-12-19 10:47:42 §
Overheard-The band “Coldplay” reminds me of what my wife and I do before not having sex.
overheard on 2011-12-16 16:08:06 §
Overheard-Time Magazine names "The Protestor" as Person of the Year. If you object, congratulations, you're the Person of the Year!
overheard on 2011-12-15 10:52:58 §
Overheard-This holiday season, All I want is a better life than my kids.
overheard on 2011-12-09 10:09:26 §
Overheard-The best part of being mad at myself is the makeup sex.
overheard on 2011-12-07 11:09:16 §
Overheard-I really want to hear the story that led to Santa naming a reindeer "Vixen".
overheard on 2011-12-06 11:41:40 §
Overheard-I had that nightmare again last night where I’m sitting naked in church while my Google search history is being read aloud.
overheard on 2011-12-02 17:32:15 §
Overheard-When I hear people say, "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual", I reply, "I don't tell the truth, but I think your interesting".
overheard on 2011-12-02 17:31:59 §