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Overheard-I just heard a horrific story about someone who left their house for the day and forgot their phone.
overheard on 2012-04-23 18:42:08 §
Overheard-I almost commented on someone's status update, then decided not to, then got really tired and took a nap.
overheard on 2012-04-21 07:32:30 §
Overheard-If you wish someone Happy Birthday on Facebook without adding an exclamation point at the end, you are one soulless jerk.
overheard on 2012-04-19 09:48:59 §
Overheard-I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
overheard on 2012-04-18 16:04:18 §
Overheard-I just realized that since I grew up on the same street and had the same pets as my siblings, we all have the same porn name.
overheard on 2012-04-17 17:02:54 §
Overheard-I just realized that since I grew up on the same street and had the same pets as my siblings, we all have the same porn.
overheard on 2012-04-17 16:51:48 §
Overheard-I’d like to thank those insane and self-destructive people for all the great music and art.
overheard on 2012-04-16 14:29:09 §
Overheard-The debt gratitude we owe our parents, we pay forward to our children.
overheard on 2012-04-13 15:22:14 §
Overheard-North Korea just sent a strongly worded letter to the Acme Rocket Corporation.
overheard on 2012-04-13 15:04:36 §
Overheard-Was in a Whole Foods store for 1 minute 47 seconds before someone started talking to me about gluten. New record.
overheard on 2012-04-13 11:06:42 §