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Overheard-The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can't hurt us again until tomorrow.
overheard on 2011-08-10 20:28:29 §
Overheard-July was the hottest month on record in Washington, D.C. But it's not the heat that gets you; it's the stupidity.
overheard on 2011-08-05 16:36:08 §
Overheard-In bars, I only hit on chicks with Tattoo's. They're just more likely to to say "yes" to something they'll regret in the future.
overheard on 2011-08-01 18:09:58 §
Overheard-Breast implants are a crime against democracy. They undermine my freedom as a man NOT to look at a woman's chest region.
overheard on 2011-07-29 10:57:55 §
Overheard-Blackberry laid off 11% of its workforce, but it gets worse. At the end of the CEO's announcement, it read, "Sent from an iPhone"
overheard on 2011-07-28 06:56:39 §
Overheard-I happened to catch a reflection the other day when I was polishing my grammy and its easy to see why women are crazy about me.
overheard on 2011-07-27 15:23:09 §
Again-It's not like it's a lifetime commitment, it's just marriage.
overheard on 2011-07-26 22:12:17 §
Overheard-I am trying to relax, I don’t know, I feel more comfortable tense.
overheard on 2011-07-26 11:06:34 §
Overheard-In this business, you either sink or swim or you don’t.
overheard on 2011-07-26 09:36:17 §
Overheard-I had no idea my fiance was an alcoholic until one night when he came home sober
overheard on 2011-07-25 13:52:24 §