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Overheard-Our dog was misbehaving before we took him to get neutered. Think it's safe to say he won't be jumping up on the couch ever again.
overheard on 2012-02-02 14:12:33 §
Overheard-I have a secret list I keep of people who've "borrowed" DVDs from me and never returned them.
overheard on 2012-02-01 11:24:33 §
Overheard-75% of the time I fantasize about sex, I fantasize about having it with my wife, the other 25% is pretty weird.
overheard on 2012-01-30 14:39:22 §
Overheard-There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
overheard on 2012-01-21 08:17:49 §
Overheard-Yahoo’s original founder resigned. If you want to know more about this situation, Google it.
overheard on 2012-01-20 07:10:26 §
Overheard-If you were looking up my bio on Wikipedia when it was down, I'm 31, an Olympic medalist, and married to Scarlett Johansson.
overheard on 2012-01-19 20:22:33 §
Overheard- Looks like Rick Perry will never know if there's a secret treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
overheard on 2012-01-19 11:46:33 §
Overheard-I'm pretty sure we can thank poor people for figuring out that artichokes are edible.
overheard on 2012-01-18 18:03:05 §
"We need to talk, email me"
overheard on 2012-01-17 19:13:18 §
Overheard-It is impossible to love someone who pronounces the first 'D" in Wednesday.
overheard on 2012-01-17 19:12:55 §