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in store: "You're SUCH a power lesbian!" *falls out*
overheard on 2011-07-12 18:19:31 §
"I'm tryna get chose tonight". Brb dying.
overheard on 2011-07-08 21:22:57 §
"Morning Glen! You look like you're ready to JITTERBUG!" WTF?! YT ppl son ROFL!
overheard on 2011-03-25 08:59:32 §
"SOME of these women ain't NEVER gonna get no husbands, and they NEED to depend on JEE-ZUS!" ROFL. Lady in SB's
overheard on 2011-03-17 15:18:21 §
on train: "Girl, why would I eat some damn bean sprouts when I can make a pot of beans?!" *flatline*
overheard on 2011-02-17 16:49:42 §
"Enjoy your fruit." I lol'ed. This library is taking me OUT today.
overheard on 2010-11-08 18:01:40 §
"Do you spell raped with a big R or a little R?" Ma'am, do you mean capital? Big R? LOL! Why you capitalizing it?! And...
overheard on 2010-11-08 17:59:03 §
"I didn't even cum at the zoo either!" THIS DISTURBS ME SO! The zoo!? And we in the library! Be quiet! *slow slain*
overheard on 2010-11-08 17:20:19 §
"Girl I want some pork rinds!" *wallslides* that just took me OUTTA HERE! #fb
overheard on 2010-09-28 12:50:39 §
"I put my good drawz on tonight son, just in case" ROFL.
overheard on 2010-09-10 17:41:39 §