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Would you PLEASE STOP LICKING THINGS?! ... Oh alright fine it was directed at me.
overheard on 2012-05-10 16:26:28 §
Hey! Take that down! Now people will think I just shit my pants!
overheard on 2012-05-09 22:49:10 §
"Game of Thrones" ... sounds like bingo played with toilets.
overheard on 2012-05-06 18:52:26 §
"If I didn't have an overbite, I could lick my own eyebrows." Is it bad that I sort of wanted to talk to him? ;)
overheard on 2012-04-24 20:02:25 §
"You should sleep with me I'm charming when I want to be." That was TOTALLY a charming thing to say! :D
overheard on 2012-03-26 22:19:14 §
pickup line: Heyyy! You don't look as crappy as usual, what gives gorgeous? #backhand #wapow!
overheard on 2012-02-10 21:12:36 §
guy commenting on ugly girl hitting on man: "Look out! IT'S A TRAP! #meanbutfunny
overheard on 2012-02-06 21:30:05 §
What I'm saying is, don't have sex with tarantulas okay?! That's my point, they're DANGEROUS.
overheard on 2012-02-05 00:24:17 §
I know a Filipino guy named Tyrone, it's the weirdest thing ever.
overheard on 2012-02-02 22:14:21 §
She doesn't find comedy comedic. She only laughs when things die.
overheard on 2012-02-02 21:46:43 §