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"I should like make a ton of cookies and take them to the girls dorms, I would get so much ass!" ...cookies!=sexitime
overheard on 2012-03-06 19:28:48 §
"I assume she got them from that crazy lady that sells the fuzzy handcuffs and stuff"
overheard on 2012-02-14 11:09:05 §
"its not Sunday though, they totally serve alcohol before 12 on not Sundays"
overheard on 2012-02-14 08:22:50 §
right outside my room: "Holy---! Good thing I check when I open doors and don't barge right in!" #wellthatsawkward
overheard on 2012-02-04 19:42:17 §
today: "Yeah, I've done some C Plus before." Me (thinking): "No, obviously you haven't."
overheard on 2012-01-27 15:14:21 §
in the cafeteria: "is it acceptable to set people on fire?"
overheard on 2012-01-20 09:49:39 §