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Overheard- Can you imagine how excited she'd get if she saw a midget with a tatoo?!
overheard on 2012-05-18 21:21:20 §
Overheard- I want you to call me in the next time you have a perfect poo!
overheard on 2012-05-18 19:13:20 §
Overheard- Hit a little lower. Up here's where the microwave fell on me.
overheard on 2012-05-17 19:08:52 §
Overheard- He used to torture us! He would run around tickling us and then hang us upside down over the stairs!
overheard on 2012-05-17 18:42:52 §
Overheard- Wait ... The garage has a zipper on it?!
overheard on 2012-05-16 09:16:22 §
Overheard- It pooped it out! What am I supposed to do?
overheard on 2012-05-15 19:43:47 §
Overheard- Can I see the elephant? I wanna play with the head.
overheard on 2012-05-15 19:42:23 §
Overheard- Oh! I love when you use your hands! Put more cheese on the top!
overheard on 2012-05-15 17:37:33 §
Overheard- She's not the kind who would stalk anybody...
overheard on 2012-05-12 13:12:16 §
Overheard- It's like cool-aid only out of mimes.
overheard on 2012-05-09 15:21:36 §