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"Whenever I see a girl with nice legs, I always think 'What time do they open?'"
overheard on 2012-03-26 17:38:17 §
"I don't pray if I don't have to. I ain't Christian!" Oh. Okay.
overheard on 2012-02-04 19:03:20 §
"I hate getting my hands dirty." #firstworldproblems
overheard on 2011-11-13 15:16:09 §
girl consoling her friend: "See right there what you just said? He's an 'ex.' 'EX.' He's an 'EX' boyfriend. 'Ex.' See that? 'Ex.'"
overheard on 2011-11-01 07:34:37 §
"A woman like that is like $100 for 2 hours."
overheard on 2011-10-04 07:41:54 §
"Mom, I want some soda." "Get up, man!" "It's that you're up already." #newyearsevemakesuslazyasfuhh
overheard on 2010-12-31 18:21:16 §
mom to son at store: "I'll get you this one and then two more. Only one toy a day, okay?" Man I was lucky to get one a year!
overheard on 2010-11-25 10:16:24 §
"In this world there are two political parties. The conservatives and the rational ones."
overheard on 2010-11-10 06:29:12 §
"Some Apple users make Windows viruses... just to piss them off."
overheard on 2010-10-12 13:38:43 §
"They broke up this weekend. He said it was 50/50, but I know he was just waiting to say 'Bxtch, peace, on to the next...'"
overheard on 2010-10-04 04:38:38 §