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at my apartment: "my uterus told me they were in the dining room"
overheard on 2012-04-24 15:36:12 §
at my apartment: "everytime i drop a pistachio shell it's like im playing plinko. HOW MUCH MONEY AM I GOING TO WIN?!"
overheard on 2012-02-27 21:00:43 §
in my apartment: "dog, stop licking my vegetables!"
overheard on 2012-02-22 19:14:43 §
in my apartment: "cheese why are you so delicioussssss?"
overheard on 2012-02-04 20:10:12 §
at my apartment: "i wanna finish saying what i want to suck first!"
overheard on 2012-02-03 19:04:48 §
at my apartment: "you WISH your penis was made out of olives"
overheard on 2012-02-03 18:56:38 §
at my apartment: "i'm not gay, i'm socially aware"
overheard on 2012-02-03 18:54:52 §
at my apt: "how can i kiss you and not throw up at the same time? that's called being romantic!"
overheard on 2012-01-24 15:12:06 §
at my work: "every time you talk back to me is 1 more time im going to put my penis in your mouth later"
overheard on 2012-01-16 14:35:11 §
at my apartment "remember that time we stopped using our mouths to play?"
overheard on 2012-01-08 18:46:05 §