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On The Police Scanner: "Someone called about a pitbull on the loose in their neighborhood. It's not menacing, but it could be."
overheard on 2011-04-29 14:50:56 §
In The Men's Room: "I can't let girls in this bathroom. Then Roethlisberger busts in and all hell breaks loose."
overheard on 2011-04-02 22:14:41 §
In Wrigleyville: "I'm sober. And I have a Master's degree."
overheard on 2011-03-27 00:20:26 §
at the soccer match: "She has the nastiest hickeys I've ever seen." #LOLeveryfuckingbody
overheard on 2011-03-19 09:39:56 §
"Is there a two minute warning in soccer?" #LOLwhitepeople
overheard on 2011-03-15 16:21:53 §
at Target: "Stupid f*cking Valentine's Day." And for those of you wondering, no, I didn't say it.
overheard on 2011-02-14 12:57:13 §
"C'mon man, someone guard the white boy. He's their only shooter."
overheard on 2011-01-28 18:24:26 §
at Panera: P1: "You're acting like I don't belong here." P2: "I never said that." P1: "Go to hell." #LOLyuppies
overheard on 2010-08-30 09:28:39 §
in the Autoshop Waiting Room: "Politicians are a bunch of gangstas. They ain't government workers, they gangstas." @bartonlorimor
overheard on 2010-08-26 09:23:48 §
"I already gave you $1,000. I'm not giving you another (bleeping) dime."
overheard on 2010-08-26 09:07:36 §