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"Peoria is more trill than anywhere in this state." #TrainTrip
overheard on 2012-03-27 16:05:40 §
"Let's just say I'm Roger Goodell & you're the New Orleans Saints. I'm f****** you tonight."
overheard on 2012-03-24 01:08:24 §
in Wichita: "Coach Marshall, I've got Mike Thomas on Line One."
overheard on 2012-03-15 18:25:31 §
in line: "There a lot of freaks in this city. You know where they at? The aquarium. That's where they show their true colors."
overheard on 2012-02-22 15:51:18 §
on Jerry Springer: "Your husband is a good man. Of course I slept with him."
overheard on 2012-01-06 09:13:00 §
"Yeah. I know I've gotten a lot of girls pregnant. But do you expect me to be with all of them?"
overheard on 2011-12-24 12:29:42 §
at the Diamond: "You don't even know what puberty is, yet."
overheard on 2011-07-29 17:31:19 §
a high school girl say they wanted to "destroy" their teacher ... sexually. R. Kelly is trying to get his license as we speak.
overheard on 2011-05-20 17:39:58 §
someone say we're 4 hours behind. At this rate, I'd need 3 days off to avoid overtime. #NeverEndingTrackMeet
overheard on 2011-05-14 10:55:44 §
at the Ballpark: "So, tell me the truth. How old are you? 50?" #sadface
overheard on 2011-05-02 15:47:57 §