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on Jerry Springer: "Your husband is a good man. Of course I slept with him."
overheard on 2012-01-06 09:13:00 §
"Yeah. I know I've gotten a lot of girls pregnant. But do you expect me to be with all of them?"
overheard on 2011-12-24 12:29:42 §
at the Diamond: "You don't even know what puberty is, yet."
overheard on 2011-07-29 17:31:19 §
a high school girl say they wanted to "destroy" their teacher ... sexually. R. Kelly is trying to get his license as we speak.
overheard on 2011-05-20 17:39:58 §
someone say we're 4 hours behind. At this rate, I'd need 3 days off to avoid overtime. #NeverEndingTrackMeet
overheard on 2011-05-14 10:55:44 §
at the Ballpark: "So, tell me the truth. How old are you? 50?" #sadface
overheard on 2011-05-02 15:47:57 §
On The Police Scanner: "Someone called about a pitbull on the loose in their neighborhood. It's not menacing, but it could be."
overheard on 2011-04-29 14:50:56 §
In The Men's Room: "I can't let girls in this bathroom. Then Roethlisberger busts in and all hell breaks loose."
overheard on 2011-04-02 22:14:41 §
In Wrigleyville: "I'm sober. And I have a Master's degree."
overheard on 2011-03-27 00:20:26 §
at the soccer match: "She has the nastiest hickeys I've ever seen." #LOLeveryfuckingbody
overheard on 2011-03-19 09:39:56 §