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in lab: "I'm running out of nose oil." #DontHearThatEveryday
overheard on 2012-02-06 14:32:25 §
"Suck it up, fuzzball..."
overheard on 2012-01-30 18:17:55 §
"What's a Microbert? 1/1000th of a Millibert, or 1,000 Nanobert, whichever you prefer."
overheard on 2012-01-19 17:25:31 §
"She always looks like she's about to go and ride a horse."
overheard on 2012-01-16 18:56:17 §
"There is no way in which farting through your penis is a good idea."
overheard on 2011-12-19 18:09:22 §
"Laura and Kelly are a match made in somewhere else."
overheard on 2011-12-19 17:56:44 §
"Your uterus is very small, Matt."
overheard on 2011-12-18 08:22:50 §
overheard "This is the time of year when she lives on my thighs."
overheard on 2011-09-23 18:48:26 §
in the department: "I have big verbosity problems."
overheard on 2011-08-22 13:13:35 §