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at the office: "Dude, you ready for lunch?" His friend replies by farting:"pfffsplooty" "Not cool.You went to Chipotle without me"
overheard on 2012-01-03 16:57:20 §
in a kosher restaurant: "Worst sequal ever?" "Leprachaun 5 In Space, or The New Testament"
overheard on 2010-09-25 12:57:19 §
at the local tavern:"No difference between Gunsmoke and Bananza! Those fightin words...that and being Mexican."
overheard on 2010-07-28 14:46:00 §
at this fancy Jewish wedding. One banker mocks another, "Is that tie from Hermes?. You look like you work for Bank of America."
overheard on 2010-06-05 20:59:54 §