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under my window: "That's wild! And you didn't poop it out?!"
overheard on 2012-05-03 14:22:12 §
under my window: "I pay all your bills and take care of you and you don't want to be my woman?! That's jdkfjakljf;asdjfkj!!!"
overheard on 2012-04-27 14:48:25 §
under my window: "I've found that my thought processes when I'm on my medication are not as swift as when I'm on instant coffee."
overheard on 2012-04-27 10:17:20 §
under my window: "MOM!! He peed on me!"
overheard on 2012-04-26 10:58:00 §
under my window: "Yeah, we're great friends and great lovers, but I don't think we're compatible."
overheard on 2012-04-20 13:41:43 §
under my window: "He was like, 'you're a mermaid,' and I'm like, 'that's the strangest thing I've ever heard.' So embarrassing."
overheard on 2012-04-19 12:29:19 §
outside the Belly Up: "Come on. Hold my hand!" "I'd rather hold your dick than your hand."
overheard on 2012-04-18 20:26:15 §
under my window: "It's okay, we use plastic swords."
overheard on 2012-04-18 16:04:22 §
under my window: "No, you don't understand. My dad will seriously dis-own me if he knows I have anything to do with Grant."
overheard on 2012-04-13 10:19:17 §
outside my window: "Boys' rooms are disgusting. They gross me out. Except yours. Yours is okay. His makes me sick."
overheard on 2012-04-12 14:13:56 §