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"Weekend at Bernie's is unrealistic. People would notice the smell." "That's the only thing you found unrealistic?!"
overheard on 2012-02-15 00:36:21 §
"I was so busy this weekend I didn't get a chance to masturbate"
overheard on 2012-02-06 12:07:12 §
"I have a strange relationship with myself. It's mostly sexual."
overheard on 2012-01-24 23:17:14 §
"Oh no, when did Woolworths close?" Maybe they don't get out enough.
overheard on 2011-12-24 03:24:35 §