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Overheard, re: my new pup, Linus: "Linus may have the biggest butthole I've ever seen. Maybe it's just the brown around, but it's huge."
overheard on 2010-01-03 19:17:53 §
on Hallmark Christmas Movie: "I'm guessing Todd is going to want to help me deworm that cow tomorrow."
overheard on 2009-12-20 21:00:07 §
"Sigalert sends us texts about traffic now. It's cool but they always say the same thing, 'you're fucked,' so it's pointless."
overheard on 2009-12-07 09:11:42 §
"Are you really comfortable doing this to my face?" "You will never outgrow your lips. Besides, I'm a Green Belt in Karate."
overheard on 2009-11-20 17:44:27 §
coworker attempting to use Google Voice Search on new iPhone: "Burbank...Mexican restaurant...Warts...Duct tape...Doctor."
overheard on 2009-11-18 14:39:51 §
man complain about his son's unjust 3 day suspension from private school for having a "little coke in his trunk." #iamnotfromhere
overheard on 2009-11-06 21:55:42 §
in the Best Buy parking lot: Woman to Man "You broke it, so now you fix it!" Man mumbles. Woman replies "Oh, I'm 'onna stab you!"
overheard on 2009-11-05 15:59:51 §
from person who said previous overheard: "I said I wanted to "taste" human. Not eat part of one. There is a big difference."
overheard on 2009-10-30 15:20:53 §
at lunch: "...but I really do want to eat part of a person before I die. Just to see what it's like." I am not making this up.
overheard on 2009-10-30 15:19:07 §
"I'm fine with being in last place but I refuse to lose. I refuse...to lose."
overheard on 2009-10-21 11:42:11 §