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at Gap: Teen Son: No, those are gay. Mom: That's ridiculous. Jeans don't have a sexual preference.
overheard on 2010-07-05 17:18:41 §
"hey this chick corea, right? Fuck yeah. I knew it!"
overheard on 2010-06-26 19:18:10 §
"how long have you been here? 2 weeks? For Christ's sake, start phoning it in already."
overheard on 2010-05-12 10:03:59 §
I would rather have AIDS than wear glasses because people know when you have glasses."
overheard on 2010-03-09 14:27:44 §
"My AIM screen name is boyfucker69. I added the 69 so that people know I'm a pervert."
overheard on 2010-03-09 10:56:24 §
"I hate getting my haircut because it's like a State of the Union delivered from my hairline."
overheard on 2010-03-05 12:01:16 §
Overheard (sung to tune of Hava Nagila) "Week-ennnnnd AT Bernie's...2 is theeeeeee...best movie ev-er made. (spoken) in Jamaica.
overheard on 2010-02-28 17:00:31 §
"Who's the King of late night? It depends on your level of education and/or what part of the country you live in." Well said.
overheard on 2010-01-15 10:17:19 §
Overheard, re: my new pup, Linus: "Linus may have the biggest butthole I've ever seen. Maybe it's just the brown around, but it's huge."
overheard on 2010-01-03 19:17:53 §
on Hallmark Christmas Movie: "I'm guessing Todd is going to want to help me deworm that cow tomorrow."
overheard on 2009-12-20 21:00:07 §