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at home: kids are for backyards, not front yards
overheard on 2012-03-19 15:49:08 §
nowhere: "wanna watch hot tub time machine?"
overheard on 2012-01-14 15:56:47 §
at home: "you're the only person i know who googles something and clicks on the 'sponsored' ad."
overheard on 2012-01-11 19:43:23 §
at home "dude, goat cheese is SO MUCH better." (can't argue with that!) (cc: @ericontwit)
overheard on 2011-09-21 19:44:11 §
at home "if you lick my pants ONE MORE TIME.." (cc: @ericontwit @nofrillsoliver)
overheard on 2011-09-21 19:43:43 §
"he wears one earring. what a dick."
overheard on 2011-08-09 06:55:18 §
"if you see her she's the burnette with a slender face and a nice buttocks that usually works the cash register."
overheard on 2011-08-08 13:49:37 §
"I love a bartender that gives good head."
overheard on 2011-07-09 20:22:30 §
when you rub it together in your hands, it smells good. (cc @NikiForner)
overheard on 2011-06-12 16:23:24 §
at home: "we need to give the caulk enough time to set."
overheard on 2011-01-10 19:13:13 §