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A smooth dick will go down your throat like a jello shot.
overheard on 2011-03-27 17:53:07 §
She just drained the main vein, you better not pass that hoe the blunt.
overheard on 2010-11-23 12:57:48 §
Lady1: do u know how many poor animals died to make that coat? Lady2: do u know how many rich animals I fucked to get this coat?
overheard on 2010-10-21 16:47:39 §
Shave ya juice box shawty, I can see all that hair thru ur spandex. Looks like a dude w/ a blowout put a du-rag on.
overheard on 2010-08-14 19:43:02 §
I bought tampons & a pack of condoms one day at Walgreens & the cashier was like, "dude...you're fucking sick."
overheard on 2010-08-07 19:04:09 §
"Your face just hurt my feelings."
overheard on 2010-05-17 06:59:46 §
"Bitch, you've seen me before. My porn star name is Denzel Sausageton. Sometimes I go by Denzel Watchmecum."
overheard on 2010-05-09 17:18:13 §
"I sexed that trick, it was like putting a marker top on a #2 pencil."
overheard on 2010-05-03 17:25:15 §
Go wash your belly button hoe, I bet it smells like old bus seats.
overheard on 2010-05-02 22:18:41 §
"It was like sticking my dick in a warm cup of water. She had no walls." LMAO
overheard on 2010-03-29 18:58:29 §