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"Your face just hurt my feelings."
overheard on 2010-05-17 06:59:46 §
"Bitch, you've seen me before. My porn star name is Denzel Sausageton. Sometimes I go by Denzel Watchmecum."
overheard on 2010-05-09 17:18:13 §
"I sexed that trick, it was like putting a marker top on a #2 pencil."
overheard on 2010-05-03 17:25:15 §
Go wash your belly button hoe, I bet it smells like old bus seats.
overheard on 2010-05-02 22:18:41 §
"It was like sticking my dick in a warm cup of water. She had no walls." LMAO
overheard on 2010-03-29 18:58:29 §
"It's something in his backstroke girl." Lmao
overheard on 2010-03-09 19:11:25 §
"Every time I think of someone catching the Holy Ghost, I burst out laughing."
overheard on 2010-02-24 16:38:41 §
Is there anything fun that isn't a sin?
overheard on 2010-02-19 14:27:30 §
A: What's the difference between Penn & Penn State? B: The same difference between a 4.0 && a 4.6, 40k. But in extra salary tho.
overheard on 2010-02-15 19:12:05 §
"I don't like him. I just like his doggystyle."
overheard on 2010-02-09 15:04:23 §