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in the store: "She described it in terms that I would have been much happier had she never described it in."
overheard on 2012-02-03 18:51:59 §
"Sometimes, being chewed on by a hyena is Nature's way of telling you to take a break."
overheard on 2012-01-28 11:00:53 §
in the store: "I don't care how cute he is, I don't want to [deleted] someone who wipes out species! Not okay."
overheard on 2012-01-19 14:23:56 §
in the store: "What are you going to bribe her with?" "I dunno. Clothes, maybe. Probably money."
overheard on 2012-01-13 18:54:00 §
in the store: "What do you mean, 'Which one?'?! Exactly how many new lesbian werewolf novels ARE there?"
overheard on 2012-01-13 15:34:40 §
in the store: "You're evil!" "Not really. I think the term is 'chaotic neutral'".
overheard on 2012-01-08 13:57:46 §
in the store: "Bless you for your blantant lack of Christmas music!"
overheard on 2011-12-18 15:03:35 §
in the store: "Most people, when they do their job, don't risk offending everyone they know."
overheard on 2011-11-27 17:23:43 §
in the store: "Oh my god! It tasted like candy corn and then I woke up with a headache and NO PANTS!"
overheard on 2011-11-19 19:03:49 §
in the store: "Satanists are the saddest people in the world."
overheard on 2011-11-05 15:29:51 §